Unaccompanied Minors

Unaccompanied Minors.
Yo, I think i cracked the family Christmas movie code. Just grown men getting hit in the nuts. That's really it.
And the young actress in those pictures up there makes me want to never reproduce. She makes me dislike children. I pray to Crom that she doesn't grow up to be in more movies. Please Crom, I know you aren't listening... but please destroy her film career.
-Danny Gazelle.

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wow. the movie is acutally called 'unaccompanied minors'. that's like 'boat trip' and 'barber shop'. it's completely generic. i love the idea of movies just being descriptive terms of the main characters or setting. 'L.A. Neighborhood'. 'Garbage Men'. Maybs Patrick Batemen had it right when he called 'Cocktail' 'Bartender'...
-Tommy Gazelle
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