Norbit

In this day of of heightened social stress and global fear, more and more citizens of this fine country are showing signs of psychological fatigue. But, none of these stress disorders have had the horrific results and painful consequences of a recently discovered mental disease. The victims: middle aged black comedians. The symptoms: dissociative identity disorder, not funniness, and dressing up like woman ( commonly a giant black woman ). Martin Lawrence, Tyler Perry, Marlon and Shawn Wayans are just a few sorry individuals who have been stricken by this social plague. The most recent example of this horrible disease has been recorded extensively in a documentary called "Norbit" which explores the immense damage caused by Fat-Black-Woman-Suit-Itis. It features, possibly the most severe example of this disorder, Eddie Murphy. His crippling fear of the world can only be controlled by hiding inside a massive womb like fat suit in the shape of a large, large black woman. The sad decline for Eddie has been witnesses over the past decade in films like "The Klumps" and "The Nutty Professor", and it has now reached a point of no return. Our hearts and prayers are with you Eddie.

- Dr.Nacho Gazelle