The Last of the Mo-Neck-Punches!

Is the white man pissing in your face? Is he raping your brother and taking a dump on your grandma? Well, there is only one thing you can do...you gotta adopt a white kid! That's right! Adopt one of them little white bitches, raise him up like one of your own, and sic him on the other white people. This works especially well if you are Native American and being invaded by demonic hordes of plundering Norsemen. Karl Urban is the new number one ass kicking Whiteman-Indian! He can karate chop Daniel Day-Lewis in the neck, bitch slap Dustin Hoffman, and pile drive Kevin Costner while blindfolded with all his limbs tied behind his back. But, can he defeat the massive armor clad Clancy Brown? Probs. Maybs. Def. Put down your D&D books, turn off Battlestar, and let's go find out! Pathfinder bitches!
-Nacho Gazelle