Bobby

Emilio Estevez feels he must apologize for 'Men at Work'. And divorcing Paula. And 'Wisdom.' And 'Freejack.' And 'D2: The Mighty Ducks.' And 'Another Stakeout.' Emilio Estevez is wrong. He fashions his grand apology by calling out for every last favor he can grasp within his Sheen-infused Hollywood grip, enlisting as many major and minor-yet-promising thespian guns all destined to compete for screen time and cancel out each other's performances like exponents. Elijah Wood and Lindsay Lohan play a couple in love. Perhaps this is a message that suggests containment and isolation. Billy Zane is nowhere to be seen. Failure. Emilio Estevez is wrong. Charlie Sheen has never apologized for anything. Why must Emilio? — Matt Gazelle